the coin is CONTENT · 50% happy
the universal shitcoin
Plots claimed0/100
Land left100
Floor / piece0
Market cap$5.0K
Bought back0
YOU OWN 0.000% of the universal shitcoin 0 pieces · ~0 ETH
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Mint a piece of the universal shitcoin

Exchange ETH for $SHIT pieces from the commons. Minting pushes the price up the bonding curve.
Floor price0
Your ETH—
Pieces remaining0
You receive0 pieces
Ownership gained0.000%
Fee (4% → treasury → buyback)0 ETH

land market

Resell plots you own, or buy plots other holders have listed. 4% of every trade → treasury → buyback.
Floor price / piece0
Plots you own0 plots
Plots available to claim100 / 100
Plots sold / off-sale0
Plot
Price (ETH)

treasury & buyback engine

A perpetual machine that converts activity into price.
FEES0 ETH
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TREASURY0 ETH
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BUYBACK0
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PRICE ↑0
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HAPPIER0%
100% of all fees collected from claiming land and marketplace trades are used to buy back $SHIT pieces from the open market. Every buyback permanently removes supply, forcing the price up.
Treasury balance0 ETH
Lifetime fees collected0 ETH
Total spent on buybacks0 ETH
Pieces bought back0
Buybacks executed0
Price since genesis+0%
Spends 100% of the current treasury balance on an instant buyback.